ignitionremix:

I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones

"There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it."
— Bertrand Russell (via quotethat)

ohsheeshyalltwasablog:

Cry me a river. OF SOY.

teenagurs:

forever my favourite post

karasratworld:

You haven’t seen happiness until you’ve seen 7 rats in a box of (pet safe) packing peanuts

la-rinascente:

Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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romanticizing-death:

bahboh:

one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like

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just rest your eyesimage

get comfy

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we’re all in  this together

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you are safe here

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it will be ok

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This is by far the cutest college post I have ever seen

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

nartress:

Hedgehog in a cup

nartress:

Hedgehog in a cup

trillow:

this is ur pilot speaking……..fuck u